For the last few days, I’ve been exhausting an attempt at mimicking Georges Perec’s detective writing style while I read his An Attempt at Exhausting a Place in Paris. He sits for three days at the same spot at Saint-Sulpice in October 1974 and records the ultra-mundane, until he portrays what happens when nothing happens. 

“Wholesale potatoes. A lady taking three children to school (two of them have long red hats with pom-poms).” (13)

“A blind man coming from rue des Canettes passes by in front of the café; he’s a young man, with a rather confident way of walking. An 86 passes by. Two men with pipes and black satchels. A man with a black satchel and no pipe.” (12)

Then, oddly, yesterday I went for a walk in in the graveyard at Neustift Friedhof and began mimicking his writing style.

I walk past rows and rows of graves.

Names.

Dates.

1822.

1904.

2024.

Green shoots push through the old pavement.

The path inclines.

The road bends.

You can see it: the earth is round.

An elderly man appears from the other end, walking sticks in hand.

We look at each other.

A smile is exchanged.

He passes.

A wooden playground comes into view.

A brown treehouse.

A long steel slide.

A bucket half-full of sand.

One blue glove.

A seesaw resting on one side.

A tire swing turning slightly in the cold air.

I could really go on… :)))))) I’m just trying to keep the anxiety at bay – MFA results are out in two weeks.